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Deer Hunting Camp Joke
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank, the deer camp comedian, was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night."
Good Luck and Great Hunting!
Marty Prokop
Posted by Marty Prokop
Comments
Is a womens scent stronger for Deer to smell than a mans?{all my girl parts are REMOVED!)
I don't use perfume or any other girlie scents when i am out on my stand.
They call our lease "MANS LAND" I say whatever!
Love your site! You Rock
Jodie
Posted by: Jodie Gaynor at September 18, 2007 2:03 AM
Jodie,
Thanks for your question.
Actually men have stronger scent than women. Studies have proven that men produce more sweat than women. Interestingly enough, human sweat itself does not have an odor.
The odor is caused by bacteria. The underarm areas are breeding grounds for odor-causing bacteria, the armpits are among the most consistent warm places on the body; and sweat glands produce water; hence a home for bacteria.
Odors are produced when bacteria proliferate in warm, moist environments on the body. Bacteria are active at a certain pH; a human body's pH differs from one to another; that's why some people may have more odor than others.
If your pH is abnormal then you will attract more bacteria, which is not found on people with normal pH.
Not using any perfumes or deodorants while hunting is a great idea. Any unnatural smell to deer will keep them far away from your deer hunting tree stand.
There is still the situation of the underarms producing odor causing bacteria while you are deer hunting. To help stem this problem, look into a natural crystal deodorant. Natural crystal deodorants have zero scent and work well at preventing any odor issues.
Good Luck and Great Hunting!
Marty Prokop
Posted by: Marty Prokop at October 1, 2007 6:42 PM
